February 17, 2006

Race

So, FX has a new show coming out soon called Black.White. where the take a black and white family and through makeup turn them into the opposite race so that they can experience first hand what the opposite race goes through. It's a great concept that will generate dialogue on the race epidemic that still permeates our society.

But, isn't this just the same concept as the old SNL sketch where Eddie Murphy goes "undercover" as a white man called "White Like Me" ... except not funny?

13 Comments:

At February 17, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I realized then when white people are alone, they ... give things to each other."
-Mr. White

 
At February 17, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"See how they hold their butts real tight when they walk?... I need to learn to do that... hold it in real tight."
-Eddie Murphy speaking to the other black guy that's in all the SNL skits with him (portraying his barber) while studying for the role of Mr. White

 
At February 17, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"And, I read lots... and lots... of Hallmark cards..."
-Eddie Murphy preparing for the role of Mr. White

 
At February 17, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Black Talk

-"So, I went down to the Con-Ed and was like "Hey... Yo.. bitch.."

-"Right, right... that's what they need..."

Tune in next week for more Black Talk

 
At February 17, 2006, Blogger Aventius said...

Biz,

I need you'd love this post. Ah, the days of chillin at the UC and the Beech watching those. Memories.

 
At February 17, 2006, Blogger Aventius said...

Oh and watching Spies Like Us.

 
At February 17, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"So where do I, uhh.."
-Dan Akroyd

"SIT DOWN!"
-Test Administrator

 
At February 17, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Russian Interregator #2: Every minute you don't tell us why you are here, I cut off a finger.

Emmett Fitz-Hume: Mine or yours?

Russian Interregator #2: Yours.

Emmett Fitz-Hume: Damn!

 
At February 17, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

[Emmett Fitz-Hume and Austin Millbarge are surrounded by Ninja warriors]
Austin Millbarge: Show some balls, man!
Emmett Fitz-Hume: I think it's too late to try and impress them

 
At February 17, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

BB King: "Mr. Ruby?"

Ruby: "Yes?"

BB King: "Mr. Keyes?"

Keyes: "YESSIR!"

BB King: "Won't you gentleman have a Pepsi..."

Ruby and Keyes enter the gas station

Ruby: "What not?"

Keyes: "Won't you gentleman.... have a Pepsi!?"

 
At February 17, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lucky Day: "In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!"

 
At February 18, 2006, Blogger shimshamsean said...

Would you say I have a plethora of gifts?

 
At February 18, 2006, Blogger Aventius said...

El Guapo: Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe:
El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

 

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