Maddox, where art thou?

I've been an avid reader of The Best Page In The Universe for quite awhile. To quote the author:

This page is about me and why everything I like is great. If you disagree with anything you find on this page, you are wrong.

The page is known for its very unpolitically correct perspectives on a wide array of topics, which include:

• How to kill yourself like a man


• Bill O'Reilly is a blubbering vagina


• More crappy children's artwork


• I am better than your kids


• Love your kids? Prove it by beating them

The problem is that its rarely updated anymore. In its prime, it was updated every few days with a new morsel of comedy and satire of popular culture but lately I'm lucky too see an update every month or even longer. Maddox, where have you gone? Your fans miss you!