Natural Light

Name: Natural Light
Brewery: Anheuser-Busch
Origin: St. Louis, MO
Style: Light Lager
Alcohol: 4.20 % ABV
Rating: 1.0/5.0



Good old Natural Light Beer, or Natty Light to most college students. Natty Light is a staple at the vast majority of colleges in the United States. The beer tastes like polluted well water so girls like it because it doesn't taste like beer. At around $11 for a 24 pack of cans, the beer is dirt cheap, hence the popularity among college students. Natty Light is not a beer to be enjoyed or savored though. You don't sip and admire the taste of Natty Light. You guzzle, chug, and bong Natty Light.

The popularity of the beer in college is also quite a double standard. Although extremely popular at parties, no student would order it at a bar (especially when pitchers of Yuengling are so cheap at Penn State). In fact, I've seen Natty Light on tap only once and that was in a dirty pizza joint at James Madison University. I'm pretty sure if I ordered Natty Light at a bar, my friends would have a field day with it. It really is that bad... unless you're a broke a college student playing beer pong... then its not half bad.

Beware of Natty Light though. Drinking any amount greatly increases your chances of making out with fat chicks and drunk dialing ex-girlfriends. Please use caution.