Doing my part to stop Ashlee Simpson

I recently decided to join in and do my part to stop Ashlee Simpson. Why, you may ask, would I do such a thing? Well, if you need to ask that question, you're are far too stupid to comprehend the reasons I have. How, you may ask, did I do my part? Well thats simple. I signed the petition. An 18 year old girl started a petition at StopAshee.com and it has grown in popularity by leaps and bounds. Sadly, I read about it in an issue of People Magazine. The petition states:

To: Geffen/DGC Records & JT Simpson Entertainment
We, the undersigned, are disgusted with Ashlee Simpson's horrible singing and hereby ask her to stop. Stop recording, touring, modeling and performing. We do not wish to see her again. She cannot match the sound of her voice that can be found on her CDs, when she sings live. She simply yells the words (sometimes the wrong ones) into the mic. We are so sickened by her "performing" that we are taking this opportunity to demand that she stop.

Sincerely, The Undersigned

According to the website, I am the 388,175th person to sign the petition. Please help us to rid ourselves of Ashlee Simpson. Stand up, join in, and do your part to stop her before she does anymore harm.