Gay

Me: Do you know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says "I love it when *balls* are in my face".
Biz: do you know how i know you're gay? Cause you're gay... and you can tell who other gay people are.?
Me: do you know how i know you're gay.... how... your dick tastes like shit
Biz: do you know how I know youre gay?... you tasted my dick
Me: yeah that probably makes me gay
Me: do you know how i know you're gay... you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts
Biz: do you know how I know youre gay?... you like Coldplay
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you like the move "maid in manhattan"
Biz: do you know how I know youre gay?... I once saw you make spinach dip in a loaf of bread/
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you wear baby blue track pants
Biz: do you know how i know youre gay... youve checked out my ass in said track pants
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you listen to john stamos
Biz: do you know how i know youre gay... you watch Full House
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? cause you're gay and you told me
Biz: do you know how I know youre gay... cause youre gay and you kissed me
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? cause when you were doing me, you gave me a reach around
Biz: do you know how I know youre gay, cause when I was giving you a reach around you liked it
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you asked steve to join you and beth one night
Biz: do you know how I know youre gay... you are masturbating to this conversation as we speak
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you had a purple car
Biz: do you know how I know youre gay,,, you had a saturn
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you were in the college of communications and yet never met any girls there
Biz: do you know how i know youre gay... youre still college and havent met any girls
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you like soul decision
Biz: do you know how i know youre gay? you do too
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you like to drink blue shit from glass boots
Biz: do you know how i know youre gay? because youre only doing single shots, when im doing doubles of blue shit from galss boots
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you ride a cock rocket
Biz: do you know how i know youre gay? because im gay and you wanted to be my roommate
Me: do you know i know you're gay? because you're gay and wanted me to rape you once i was your roommate
Biz: do you know how i know youre gay?... you have a blog
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you read it
Biz: do you know how i know youre gay? you think this should be put up on your blog
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you can read my mind
Biz: do you know how i know youre gay?... only gay guys can have their minds read
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you were drunk sophomore year and came out to me
Biz: do you know how i know youre gay? youre not coming out to the PSU bowl party in Philly
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you won't pay for my plane ticket... because you know if i come... you'd hit on me in front of beth
Biz: do you know how i know youre gay?.... youve already hit on me in front of beth
Me: do you know i know you're gay? you grabbed my ass after i hit on you in front of beth
Biz: do you know how i know youre gay?... you licked the sweat off my balls after playing b-ball in the IM building junior year
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you never used your guitar skills to pickup girl in the freshman quad
Biz: do you know how I know youre gay?... you didn't come out to the strip club with me, budura, wayne, b, and misha senior year
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? your screenname is a reference to your penis
Biz: do you know how I know youre gay? you moth waters everyimte you think about the size of my penis
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you've watched an episode of sex in the city with me
Biz: do you know how i know youre gay?.... i came back to my dorm room sophomore year, to find you in my room by yourself
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? steve's chest hair turns you on
Biz: do you know how i know youre gay? ... you never wanted teems to hang out with us sophomore year so we could be alone together
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you should be working but instead you're talking to me about being gay
Biz: do you know how i know youre gay?... youd rather be working than bullshitting on the computer
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you like stevie wonder's music from the 80s
Biz: do you know how i know youre gay?.... you've hung out in Chumlee's.... on several occasions might I add
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you're jealous that i didn't invite you
Biz: do you know how I know youre gay?.... because I found out from you that the basement of Willard is the meeting place for gay orgies at night
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you dressed up as me for halloween
Biz: do you know how I know youre gay?.... you have never washed those clothes since
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you taught me how to play britney spears music on the guitar
Biz: do you know how I know youre gay?... I taught you the one key to keeping girls interested beyond 3 mins that you can play guitar by teaching you britney spears, and you were still never able to get laid
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you were in the band in high school
Biz: do you know how i know you were gay?... you were in the choir and music theatre productions in high school
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you were never able to seal the deal with vanessa
Biz: do you know how I know youre gay?... youve sucked her penis
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you're really good at Name That Tune and know every grandma song in the game
Biz: do you know how I know youre gay?... you never seald the deal with Carrie
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you wear Axe
Biz: do you know how I know youre gay?... you used to make out with the drain pipe everytime I took a shower
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? it was only after you showered with Kodroff
Biz: do you know how I know youre gay?.... I was grossed out by hearing Kodroff having sex in the other room, you were turned on.
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you never complained as much as I did about Kodroff playing Steeley Dan all the time
Biz: do you know how I know your gay?... the smell of Kodroff's nast curry shit, gave you an instant hard-on like Viagra
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you have to think of men in order to have sex with beth
Biz: you know how I know youre gay?... you have to be with men in order to think about sex
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you got beth a strap-on for christmas
Biz: do you know how I know youre gay?.... I had to ask your expertise on helping me pick a good one out
4:25 PM
Me: do you know how i know you're gay? you sat in the wet spot on my bed after i had sex in it with a girl sophomore year
Biz: do you know how I know youre gay?... you didnt tell me it was there, hoping I would sit in it