Ugly

For the past two weeks, no matter where I go I can't escape girls wearing this outfit. Penn State, Detroit, Pittsburgh... it doesn't matter. Everywhere I go, I run into girls, who otherwise would be hot, wearing this ugly ass outfit.


What the fuck is up with it and where did it come from? Sex & The City isn't on anymore so girls are no longer stealing every fashion and social idea from it so it must have been in a magazine. Most likely it was one page after a list of 101 things to turn your man on, which by the way are: 1. Feed him 2. Fuck him 3. Shut up the fuck up 4. Repeat.

But seriously, who thinks this outfit looks good? It looks fucking retarded. It looks like a mix between bad 80s fashion and Olivia Newton-John's bad girl outfit in Grease. Girls, ditch the ugly belt and switch out the red heels for black ones. You'll look much better. Or just go naked. That works too.

All girls should take fashion advice from me. I'm awesome.

Tags: Fashion

Wheels

With my recent job offer from Sikorsky coming in, I decided it was time to return the Jimmy and buy a car. Let me tell you, it's hard to find a Saab in central Pennsylvania let alone a Saab with a manual transmission here. Luckily the dealer in town just picked this one up at auction and called me about it.





It's a 2003 Saab 9-3 Arc in Cosmic Blue with pretty much every option. The best part is that even though it's a 2003, it only has 24,000 miles on it. I love the color so much. It stands out from everything else in a parking lot.

The car drives like a dream. A 210 horsepower turbo 2.0L engine with a six speed manual transmission... mmm. I already have gotten it up to 120 mph on a back country road. Its so fast. I'm going to get so many speeding tickets.


Tags: Saab