Nooooo

Chieh's website is no longer available. Where else can I find the mathematical formula for love amidst the ever elegant Macromedia Flash setup? Nowhere I say. I'm crying inside, I swear.

Tags: Douchebag

Stingray

After a night of drinking, following the end of the Penn State - Youngstown State game, Pineapples came up with a trio of songs off the top of his head. The first was a song about Steve Irwin. The second was about Scott Peterson and the third was about Bobby Brown.

Now since I only have nine credits this semester and have way too much time on my hands, I pieced together a Stingray clip for YouTube. Enjoy.



External link for the clip.

Tags: Steve Irwin, Stingray, & Drunk

Anniversary

Today is September 11th and it's been five years since hmm... September 11th. It's such a good thing that we're celebrating the anniversary because I have clearly forgotten what happened. I think it was something about planes, right?

Of course I am sympathetic for the families but lets please acknowledge what these events truly are: publicity events for politicians to show how much they care and support us -- which they don't because the middle class does not financially support their campaigns. We only elect them.

I'm so sick and tired of hearing about 9/11. It's hard to turn on any media venue without hearing about it over and over again. Hearing that we are now in the post 9/11 age. How we dodged the bullet having Bush in the White House instead of Gore and Kerry. Hearing about how the world has changed so much since 9/11. Bullshit, not much has changed. There have only been two true changes: longer lines at the airport and a pointless war that hasn't affected many of us.

So excuse me if I yawn while reading about the memorial services.


Tags: Publicity

Rules

I'm in a bad mood. Partly because Notre Dame beat us today but mostly because of douchebags calling to harass me about it. The problem is that some people don't follow the rules of harassment, especially the rules of who is and is not allowed to harass me.

The case tonight was my brother decided to have his current girlfriend call me of which I haven't met yet. It would have been fine if he called me because he's family but I don't know her. I didn't even recognize the number and then she thought it was funny that I couldn't figure out who she was. Fuck you dumb bitch, stop annoying me. You go to Iona. Do they even have a football team?

So what are these rules? Here's the list of who's allowed to harass me.

• My family --- family is always allowed
• People who attend my school
• People who attend the opponent's school
• Alumni of both schools
• Very close friends

That's it. No more. Here's a list of people not allowed to harass me.

• People who don't go to college
• People who are fans of the opponent but don't attend there
• People I don't know or those I barely know
• and everyone else I've neglected to discuss

Another case of why I'm writing this was last year when Michigan beat us on the last play of the game, a friend of my brother called me to harass me. He's one of those loser bandwagon "I love Michigan" fans. Such a disgrace. Such a loser. It took a lot of will power to not drive home and beat his ass.

Failure to respect and obey these rules is justification for me kicking your ass and/or never speaking to you again. And no, its not just a game. We Penn Staters live and breath college football and its not our fault that you can't understand it. And you never will. Its impossible to understand what college football means to us and its impossible for me to explain it to you. Mostly because you go to no name colleges without football teams. But you don't see me calling you every weekend harassing you about how much your school sucks. Why? Because no ones heard of it douchebag. Shut up, hang up the phone, and put the cock back in your mouth.

Tags: College Football